stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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