I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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