Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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