unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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