Dual....:-)
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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