i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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