love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize
