I got her a Nickelback box set.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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