he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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