I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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