my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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