hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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