i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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