What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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