So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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