Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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