I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
