I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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