The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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