I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize