Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Dear god my vagina.
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