You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
It's blow job season.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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