I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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