am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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