Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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