THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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