You made me cry and you don't even care
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm gonna fight the coyote
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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