I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
of course. lets lasso hookers.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Are we still banned from the library?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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