Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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