I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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