y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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