That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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