You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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