just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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