Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
