I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
you will always have a special place in my vag
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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