You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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