I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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