hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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