marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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