How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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