in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
BRING THE BAGELS
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
