When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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