Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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