i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
The power of my boobs compel you
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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