We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
the raccoons are back...
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