just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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