I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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