he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
