Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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