If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
