I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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